JOSHUA THE WATERMELON

                              Incredibly cool super shooter! (No)

                                                IGN -18/10                  

                                  Shame on the gaming industry!

                                                    OpenCritic

After I played this I want to cut my eyes out so I don't have to see this game again

                                                     Metacritic

Yes, you heard right, this is the coolest game that everyone writes about. You can play it right now!

"My name is joshua. Watermelon joshua. And I FUCKING HATE MELONS. I can hardly tell by my face. But I hate them. AND I WILL KILL THEM ALL HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Oh okay. Yesterday he was normal. In general, you will play as a psychopath-watermelon. And yes, that's the whole story. And yes I spent $4,000 on it.

P.S: EA PLEASE BUY MY GAME